Valentines for him · £24.99
He calls it a scam. One valentines song for him that flips the script.
A personalised valentines song for him, written from your memories: his jokes, his tea, his rainy-day fixes. Delivered within 24 hours. £24.99.
He says Valentines is a card industry scam, but this tune will make him grin: even if he looks sulky at first.
You approve every lyric · One revision included · His to keep forever
A worked example
Meet Marcus, our example boyfriend
Marcus isn't real, but many partners share his traits. Here's the kind of detail families send us, and what we do with it. Your song would be built from your own memories.
Marcus
Calls Valentines a scam, makes tea unasked, fixes fences in rain.
- Calls Valentines 'a card industry scam'
- Gets visibly sulky if nothing is done
- Makes tea without being asked
- Fixed mum's fence in the rain
- Knows coffee order at three different places
What his partner told us
A Valentine's song for my boyfriend Marcus, who says Valentine's is 'a card industry scam' and then gets visibly sulky if I don't do anything. He makes me tea I don't ask for, fixed my mum's fence in the rain, and knows my coffee order at three different places. Song should be soppy enough to annoy him. He'll love it.
The sort of thing a partner might send us
Read the lyrics: Love in a ScamAcoustic pop · Male vocals · Valentines
Verse 1
Marcus says it's a card industry scamRolls his eyes at the roses, doesn't give a damnBut watch his face if I don't make a planHe goes quiet in the corner like a sulky little man
Pre-Chorus
You say you don't believe in hearts and flowersBut you're checking the clock for hoursPretending that you don't care at allMarcus, love, you're not fooling anyone
Chorus
So here's your soppy Valentine's songEvery cheesy word, however wrongYou'll hate that you love it, love that you hate itThat's just how you are, and I wouldn't change itThis is for the man who makes me tea I never asked forFixed my mum's fence in the pouring rain, and so much moreYou know my coffee order in three different placesThat's the kind of love that no card replaces
Verse 2
No bended knee, no big dramatic sceneJust quiet things that all these years have seenA kettle boiled before I even sayThat you'd rather show it than say it any day
Pre-Chorus
You say it's all commercial, all for showThen you go and prove me wrong, you knowStanding out there soaked out in the stormJust to keep her garden safe and warm
Chorus
So here's your soppy Valentine's songEvery cheesy word, however wrongYou'll hate that you love it, love that you hate itThat's just how you are, and I wouldn't change itThis is for the man who makes me tea I never asked forFixed my mum's fence in the pouring rain, and so much moreYou know my coffee order in three different placesThat's the kind of love that no card replaces
Bridge
Go on, call it a scamGrumble all you canI see you fighting back a smileYou've done it for a while
Outro
So happy Valentine's, you great romantic fraudPretending you're not soft, when you're softest by farNo card could say it better, no rhyme could say it moreMarcus, this is me, loving you, off score
Every song is written from scratch for one person only. Marcus's came from his jokes, his tea, his rain-soaked fence fix and his coffee knowledge. Yours will come from whatever you tell us.
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Love in a Scam
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Acoustic popMale vocalsValentines
What to put in a valentines song for him
You don't need to be a poet. Just send us the details that make him unique.
His favourite complaint
The line about 'card industry scam' or any cheeky grumble that will land in the chorus.
A secret act of love
That time he fixed the fence in the rain, or any quiet deed that shows he cares.
His coffee expertise
Name the three cafés and the exact order: it makes a great lyric detail.
A teacup ritual
The way he makes you tea without being asked, the smell, the mug, the moment.
Musical styles that fit a valentines song for him
Pick the one that matches his personality, or let us surprise you.
Acoustic pop
Light, breezy melodies that let the lyrics shine: perfect for cheeky romance.
Indie folk
Warm guitars and a storytelling vibe that suits rainy-day fence fixes.
Jazz ballad
Smooth chords for a soppy tune that will lovingly annoy him.
When it plays
Picture the reaction at dinner
Just after dessert, the song starts and the room quiets.
The surprise grin
He recognises his own lines and can't help but smile, even if he pretends to roll his eyes.
The shared laugh
Everyone chuckles at the line about the card industry scam, then the room feels a little warmer.
The replay
He'll put it on loop in the car, humming the chorus while you're at work.
From your memories to his song
How it works
Four quick questions, lyric approval, and a finished track lands in your inbox within 24 hours.
Tell us about them
The memories, the inside jokes, the things that make them them. Three minutes, tops.
We write, you approve
We turn your words into lyrics and send them to you before we produce a single note.
Delivered within 24 hours
A professionally produced song lands in your inbox, ready for the big moment.
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Before you ask
Questions, answered
Practical details for making sure the song arrives in time for Valentine's Day.
What should I include for a valentines song for him?
Any details only you know: his favourite complaint, a secret kindness, the coffee spots, the tea habit. A few short sentences are enough for us to craft verses.
Will the song be ready before the day?
Yes. We deliver the finished MP3 within 24 hours of you completing the order form, so even a last-minute order can arrive in time for Valentine's dinner.
Can I see the lyrics before it's recorded?
Absolutely. You read and approve every line, and one revision is included free. Nothing is set to music until you're happy.
What musical style works best for a soppy yet cheeky gift?
Acoustic pop or indie folk work well for storytelling with a light romantic feel. If you're unsure, choose 'Surprise me' and we'll match the style to Marcus's story.
Is this suitable as a gift from a partner?
Yes. It's a personal, heartfelt gift that shows you've listened to his quirks and love language. It works whether it's from a boyfriend, girlfriend, or anyone close.
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