Uncle's 70th birthday · £24.99
Seventy years of Roger. One song about the man who never forgets.
A personalised 70th birthday song for your uncle, written from the memories you send: his name, his journeys, his legendary quiz answers. Delivered within 24 hours. £24.99.
He's the keeper of every family anecdote, the traveller who chased rain and the caravan king of Filey. Give him a tune that sings back his own stories.
You approve every lyric · One revision included · His to keep forever
A worked example
Meet Roger, our example uncle
Roger isn't real, but many uncles share his wanderlust and wit. Below is the detail families send us, and the song we built from it.
Roger
Seventy, caravan-loving, quiz-night champion, rain-chaser.
- Emigrated at 25, returned at 30 for proper rain
- Runs Wednesday quiz nights
- Lives in a caravan by Filey
- Remembers everyone's embarrassments except his own
What his niece told us
My uncle is 70. He emigrated at 25, came back at 30 because he 'missed proper rain', and has been the family's storyteller ever since. Wednesday quiz nights, a caravan in Filey, and an encyclopaedic memory for everyone's embarrassing moments except his own. Seventy years of Roger. There's only one of him.
The sort of thing a niece might send us
Read the lyrics: Rain-Chaser's ReelAcoustic folk · Warm male vocals · 70th birthday
Verse 1
Twenty-five and off he went, chasing wider skies,Five years out beneath the sun, some far off paradise,But he came home again to us, that's the tale he tells,Said he missed the proper rain, the grey and all its smells.
Verse 2
Since that day he's kept the tales, polished every one,Every wedding, every wake, every family reunion,He remembers what you did, word for word, that night,Funny how he can't recall a single thing of his that's not quite right.
Chorus
Seventy years of Roger, there's only one of him,Wednesday nights and quiz team fights, the answers on a whim,A caravan down in Filey, the kettle always on,Seventy years of stories, Roger, sing along.
Verse 3
He'll tell you what you wore that year, the thing you said too loud,He'll never mention his own slip, but he'll tell the whole crowd,Yours, in loving detail, dressed up bigger every time,That's the tax we pay for love, and we don't mind.
Chorus
Seventy years of Roger, there's only one of him,Wednesday nights and quiz team fights, the answers on a whim,A caravan down in Filey, the kettle always on,Seventy years of stories, Roger, sing along.
Bridge
Five years away were plenty, he found his answer clear,Home was where the rain came down, and someone good to hear,So he built his life from Wednesdays, from caravans and jokes,From all of us who love him, and all the tales he's told.
Verse 4
So here's to seventy candles, uncle, teller, friend,Here's to every story that we hope will never end,We'll let you have the good ones, keep the truth of ours away,Happy birthday, Roger, hope you're here for many more of these.
Chorus
Seventy years of Roger, there's only one of him,Wednesday nights and quiz team fights, the answers on a whim,A caravan down in Filey, the kettle always on,Seventy years of stories, Roger, sing along.
Every song is crafted from the details you share. Roger's came from his emigration, the rain he missed, quiz nights and a Filey caravan. Yours will be built from your own memories.
A soundtrack to his teenage years
The world when Roger grew up
Born in the mid-fifties, Roger's teenage decade rang with the sound of vinyl records spinning Beatles and Rolling Stones albums, while the first colour televisions flickered images of The Goodies and Doctor Who. Outside the window, drizzle fell on the new housing estates, a reminder of the rain he would later chase across the seas. Saturday evenings meant a record player humming in the kitchen and the scent of fresh bacon on the fry-up plate, while the radio sang about mod fashions and the dawning of a youth culture that loved freedom and a good laugh.
When he set off at twenty-five, the world was a patchwork of cheap travel brochures, the promise of sunshine in distant lands and the hum of early jets. Yet the sound of a summer downpour on a tin roof was a tune he could not forget, and it called him back home five years later. Those early memories of vinyl, early telly and the smell of rain became the threads he now weaves into every family story.
What to include in a 70th birthday song for Uncle
Your notes don't need to be polished: just genuine.
The big move
Emigration at 25, the return at 30, the reason he missed proper rain.
Quiz night fame
Wednesday trivia, the questions he always nails, the laughter that follows.
Caravan life
The Filey caravan, the sea breezes, the evenings on the porch.
Memory magic
His encyclopaedic recall of everyone's embarrassments, except his own.
From your words to a finished track
How it works
Answer four short prompts, approve the lyrics, and receive the MP3 in your inbox within 24 hours.
Tell us about them
The memories, the inside jokes, the things that make them them. Three minutes, tops.
We write, you approve
We turn your words into lyrics and send them to you before we produce a single note.
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Before you order
Questions, answered
Practical questions about timing, revisions and delivery.
What should I send for a 70th birthday song for Uncle?
Anything that only your family knows: the story of his emigration, the rain he chased back home, his Wednesday quiz nights, the caravan at Filey and the way he remembers every funny moment except his own. A few vivid sentences are enough.
Will the song arrive before the birthday celebration?
Yes. Once you submit the details we deliver the finished MP3 within 24 hours. Approve the lyrics promptly and it will be ready well before the party.
Can I make changes after I see the lyrics?
You get one free revision. Read every line, suggest edits, and we'll tweak the song before production.
Do I choose the music style?
You can pick from acoustic folk, classic pop, or let us surprise you. The style will be matched to Roger's personality and the memories you share.
Is the song exclusive to my uncle?
Absolutely. Each track is written from scratch for a single person. No two songs are the same.
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